'WE WILL KILL MPS IN THEIR OWN HOMES'

DAILY STAR.co.uk ^ | February 5, 2009 | Tom Savage

[Westbrook]

> After all the comments from the Pope, the Archbishop of
> Canterbury, and some American church leaders concerning
> our need to get along with Muslims

I don’t consider those people to be leaders of the Church of the Living God. I don’t know where they get their religion, but it isn’t from the Bible. The Bible has lots of warnings against false prophets and pretentious leaders who speak “great swelling words, having men’s persons in admiration because of advantage” (Jude 1:6).

As for turning the cheek, a slap in the face is a lot different than armed men coming to kill you and your family and your neighbors.

In Romans 13, we read that the government has a Biblical duty to employ lethal force to punish the evildoers and reward them that do good. You are duty bound to provide for, which includes defending, the lives of your family (1st Timothy 5:8 & cf).

Read Romans 13. Then read Revelation 13. You will see two types of governments. Romans 13 describes good government. Revelation 13 describes the world-wide government system of the end times. The world is making a bee line for Revelation 13 government as I write this.

God always preserves a remnant. They aren’t perfect, they’re just saved by grace alone through faith alone in Jesus Christ alone. Don’t need priests or rituals or hierarchies or special utterances or relics or any of that junk. Don’t need anybody to tell them what to do, because they get their marching orders from the Holy Spirit of the Living God (1st John 2:27).

[Torquay]

"Actually, we live on two tiny islands in the South Pacific, surrounded by deep waters infested by sharks who haven’t tasted muslim yet. All three of our muslims who live here behave themselves or else."

Two tiny islands? Do you live in New Zealand? If that is the case, then maybe your female leader helen clark can sick the killer sharks on the muzzies while you kiwis cower in the shadows waiting for the Americans to show up to save you from those three muslim terrorists.

"Nonsense. For both world wars the US showed up late." Ah yes, the what if scenario! If the U.S. did not show up at all, england and its inhabitants would today all be speaking german! Period! I think America's history of war-time support and rescue is a little more salient than every other country's history period! Which coutries did the kiwis liberate during WW1 or WW2? Thought so, case closed!

"Our cannibal population will be glad to see them: they haven’t tasted muslim yet either. The rest of us will enjoy hunting jihadists thru our jungles and mountain passes: it will make a nice change from hunting wild boar."

Your cannibal population? Hey, it is the 2000's! What backwards country's people still eats other people for food? Maybe you should think about dealing with those cannibals with sticks first before trying to take on the armed bomb laden terrorists! And, as far as hunting... we hunt grissly in these parts! For fun at that. Hunt real game then come talk to me!

"Your country is finished. But don’t worry, the Aussies and Kiwis will rescue you. Like we always do."

No true Aussie would utter such nonsense words!

You must be a kiwi!

"Don’t be silly — New Zealand has lots and lots and lots of guns. So do the Aussies. Obama, on the other hand, is going to take all your guns away, and nobody will stop him."

Hahaha.. I like this bit of comedy, especially the "lots & lots and lots! Let's be honest here! We both know the gun laws in all three countries. Australia, nz and America all have gun laws. Australia and nz have socialistic restrictions on gun ownership period. You are a disarmed bunch. Here in America there are some restrictions, however our constitution guarantees ownership period... your country does not! BIG DIFFERENCE! I guarantee my selected items is an arsenal compared to what you are legaly allowed to own. Any questions, compare comparative country statistics on private ownership, gun retailers, shooting clubs, etc.

"One way or another, Obama will have you all disarmed in about a year. Without even one shot being fired."

Spoken like a true no nothing liberal from a foreign country who is at the mercy of the last standing world power. You should really read up on the founding history of the United States (you know how we shut the british down to form our own country sorts of things, etc, where nz became a colony of british empire)to understand how my country became... well, the last standing world power as opposed to a penal colony or out-of-the way silly island ruled by a female which in the 21st century, said country still has a barbaric population of cannibals! Jihadist and cannibals will get along just fine in having kiwi. That is... it's what's for dinner!

[DieHard the Hunter]

> Two tiny islands? Do you live in New Zealand? If that is the case, then maybe your female leader helen clark (snip!)

ROTFL! What have you been doing, living under a rock?? We have a strong conservative gummint in New Zealand. I bet you wish you did!

I can’t finish the rest of your post, mate — it’s just too funny! And I’m laughing too hard! It’s like debating with Yosemite Sam!

(I get it — you’re not for real: this is all an act, right? It’s not?? ROTFLMAO! You’re serious???)

> Spoken like a true no nothing liberal from a foreign country who is at the mercy of the last standing world power. (snip!)

Hey, I’m not the genius that just elected an undocumented Kenyan muslim to run my country! This is too funny! Stop it!!! You’ll make me spill my beer!

I wonder if Obama will ask nicely before he takes your guns away. Don’t worry tho’ — if you get stuck I’ll lend you one of mine: it’s the least I can do for the last standing world power!!

[Torquay]

Too dificult to respond to the truth huh?

It is okay, really! I understand. That is what distinguishes an American from a kiwi. Now, go eat your fruit kiwi!

[DieHard the Hunter]

> That is what distinguishes an American from a kiwi.

Nah, that ain’t it — tell the joke properly!

Q: How do you tell a American from a Kiwi?

A: That’s easy. The American is the one who’s about to have his guns taken away by Obama!

Q: Seriously. How *do* you tell American from a Kiwi

A: OK, seriously. One of them is a flightless bird, and the other is a cooked goose.

Q: Knock, knock!
A: Who’s there?
Q: Barack
A: Barack who?
Q: Barack the door down and seize his guns, boys! Obama wants them all by sun-up.

Q: Knock, knock!
A: Who’s there?
Q: Hussein
A: Hussein who?
Q: Hussein anymore guns in this place? Check under the bed: Obama wants all guns rounded up by sunrise!

Q: Knock, knock!
A: Who’s there?
Q: Ammo
A: Ammo who?
Q: Ammo gonna count to three, and then yer askin’ fer it. Now, where are all yer guns? Obama wants them NOW!!!

ROTFL! That’s Hell-funny!