[mnehring]

Jason Bateman offers a more Rabelaisian vow: "For the environment, I pledge to flush only after a deuce, never a single."

Why do I have a feeling Bateman was mocking them? At least, I hope this was mocking..

[coydog]

Bateman’s always struck me as a closet conservative.

[anniegetyourgun]

No...libs really do think like that.

[lakeman]

If it’s yellow let it mellow
if it’s brown flush it down

[utahagen]

I agree. Besides liking Bateman, I think he's just too normal to NOT FLUSH HIS TOILETS (or to even pretend that he won't). I think Bateman was mocking the other clowns (or at least giving himself wiggle room later, so he can say he was kidding when he participated in the video).

[sportutegrl]

Jason Bateman offers a more Rabelaisian vow: "For the environment, I pledge to flush only after a deuce, never a single."

Only someone who has someone else to scrub his toilets would make that pledge.