P. Diddy: "I'm a turn ma lights off."
And Eva Longoria is "going to plant 500 trees." Like she's actually going to get down on her knees and dig a hole, let alone 500 of them. What she'll do is write a $200 check to some shyster rainforest charity, which will go towards their next big "Save the Rainforest" celebutard party in a 4-star LA trend spot.
We should all have our pledge.
I pledge to buy the biggest, most audacious gas guzzler I can afford.
I pledge to drive, even when I don’t need to.
I pledge to leave my lights on when I leave a room.
I pledge to flush twice, maybe three times, even if I am just dropping a Kleenex in from blowing my nose.
I pledge to chop down another half acre of trees but instead of extending my lawn, I am going to put in gravel.
I pledge to get my oil changed every two months instead of every three months.
I pledge to not take public transportation with the exception of airlines.
I pledge to leave my thermostat up higher during the winter and lower during the summer.