We are, like, so sorry that our embassy irritated you that last time a truly worthy Democrat was presidink. It was just so classless for us to try to free the hostages your side took.
Please be assured that under this administration you will be free not only to occupy any embassies or consulates we are stupid enough to establish in our country, but also to bypass security when you seek to board our airplanes.
We hope that these abject expressions of regret will cool your entirely righteous anger, and that after you slake your rage in the blood of a few tens of thousands of us, you will graciously receive the submission of the survivors.
Yours faithfully in the Prophet,
HooSane O’Bummer
Perfect!