[Dixie Yooper]

I’ll bet they aren’t stupid enough to elect an illegal alien.

They would have to be smart to spot the difference. I know that I can't...

[Starfleet Command]

I’ll bet they aren’t stupid enough to elect an illegal alien. They would have to be smart to spot the difference. I know that I can't...

Here are two very reliable indicators that someone is an illegal alien:

1) He publishes 2 autobiographies which contain obvious omissions and fabrications about his birth place.

2) He refuses to supply his birth certificate.