Biggest bust ever? The picture worth $1,000?

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[Ron Jeremy]

She didn't charge as much as Ashley Dupre -- the call girl who cost Eliot Spitzer his job as New York governor.

But authorities say Barbara Anderson Cohen did not come cheap.

Cook County Sheriff's spokesman Steve Patterson said Cohen was busted on a prostitution charge Jan. 16 after she flew in from Las Vegas and agreed to have sex in a Loop hotel.

Her price, $1,000 for two hours, was the highest rate of any of the 120 women arrested by the sheriff's office in stings over the last two years, Patterson said.

[Ron Jeremy]

Thank god this crime was prevented, we can all sleep better.

[Ron Jeremy]

ping

[sirchtruth]

Let’s see: A title with THE BIGGEST “BUST” EVER posted by Ron Jeremy. OK, That’s good!

[Perdogg]

Are you really Ron Jeremy?

[mrmargaritaville]

hey she was only trying to push her version of a “stimulus package”.

[devane617]

so, where’s the pics?

[Abathar]

I bet she is kicking herself every time she sees what that girl is getting for selling her virginity.

She was sitting on a goldmine for all those years and went and lost it for nothing.

[clamper1797]

I was expecting a Dolly Parton type Picture

[DTogo]

The government certainly can’t allow two consenting adults any freedom behind closed doors...

[knews_hound]

The "perp"



Biggest bust?

Well, they are nice, but not the biggest I have seen.

More evidence is needed to be sure however.

Cheers,

knewshound

[fella]

so, where’s the pics?

That's right. How can we judge innocence or guilt without pictures?

[Psycho_Bunny]

"Biggest bust ever? The picture worth $1,000?"

Editors. Gads.

TURN SIX, ALREADY.

[Beelzebubba]

Man face.

[Sender]

What about her job skills? For $500/hour I would expect extraordinary job skills. How well does she take dictation?

[WHBates]

The artical actually says she is a registered Republican. LOL

[MIchaelTArchangel]

She’s not the first prostitute to charge $1,000 for two hours. For a more complete list go to either or both of these websites: www.house.gov and www.senate.gov!

[knarf]

[Hacklehead]

Tranny

[Balding_Eagle]

They let her post bail equal to one hours pay? Seesh, are we going to see bail set at, say, $16.25 for some warhouse schumk next?

[GQuagmire]

Ping. The jury is leaning towards not guilty despite mannish facial features

[The Great RJ]

$1,000 for two hours...for that rate you should get all night and they cook you breakfast.

[nufsed]

hung jury?

[Redbob]

Bigger isn’t always better...

[GQuagmire]

More evidence needed.

[Redbob]

"$1,000 for two hours...for that rate you should get all night and they cook you breakfast."

Two hours, all night, all week - it's all the same to me!
LOL!

[martin_fierro]

I hereby disqualify myself, as a hung juror.

[Spunky]

"biggest bust?"

Nope!

Worlds Biggest

[devane617]

Well, this is simple — an open and shut case: NOT GUILTY!

[Maceman]

Biggest bust? Well, they are nice, but not the biggest I have seen.

As far as I know, with an all natural bust measurement reported at 73FF", the famous Chesty Morgan takes that prize. (Not that I ever saw them personally, but she got a lot of press when she visited Boston in the '70s).

[A_Tradition_Continues]

Looked at that pic of Harry Obama and thought...now there’s two ugly boobs with absolutely no benefits.

[oldbill]

Ain’t worth a thousand clams.

[time4good]

This is too funny - from the article:

Public records show she is a registered Republican and holds a hunting license in Nevada.

In a fiscal conservative sense - she's an entrepreneur for sure, just funny how they just have to mention that point.

[oldbill]

Ain’t worth a thousand clams.

[ExpatGator]

Yeah, God forbid that woman should be able to make a buck or thousand!

Those Cook county cops must have solved all those homicides and such.

[ottbmare]

That’s horrifying—a real deformity. A lot of women pay thousands of dollars for surgeons to get rid of breasts like that, because it’s such a strain on the back. And these idiots define themselves with growths on their bodies. (shaking head)

[llevrok]

Biggest bust ever?

[jeffc]

Let’s see: A title with THE BIGGEST “BUST” EVER posted by Ron Jeremy. OK, That’s good!

It worked.

I clicked on it . . . . .

[Spunky]

"That’s horrifying"

I agree.

[12Gauge687]

I found that interesting, too. It seems the political affiliation of others, like Spitzer’s babe, is seldom mentioned if they’re flaming Liberals.

On a side note, I copied the photo provided and sent it to a cosmetic surgeon friend. He thinks she definitely had more than her nose re-worked. He believes the jaw and cheeks of this thirty-something have been changed (a la Cher) as well. As for her breasts, he couldn’t tell by the photo I sent whether they were augmentations.

[Venturer]

Too much cologen in the lips also.

Funny thing is that Chicago police happened to be strolling the internet and saw she was coming to Chicago and looking for a date.

Dont they have streetwalkers in Chicago that work there every day. Murders knee deep, Robberies, but they have nothing better to do than surf for prostitutes who are coming to town.

[HardStarboard]

Eliot Sptizer had better taste!!

[JRios1968]

Hung jury?

[12Gauge687]

The streetwalkers are hibernating for the winter since most breat implants are not equipped with built-in heaters. Hey, the cops were probably doing some shopping for themselves. I have visited several departments at the City of Chicago and these highly productive employees were surfing the ‘Net or playing games on their computers.

The City and Cook (should be called Crook) County employees are the reasons our property and sales taxes are so high.

[Vaduz]

In a few years she can tuck them in her socks Ilike them small not Benny Hill,

[MortMan]

A man was sitting at the bar, quietly sipping his beer, when this once-lovely woman sashayed up, leaning into his arm in her tight fitting outfit, projecting her most sultry pout as she peered at him under heavily made up brows.

“I’ll do anything you want for fifty dollars.” When she smiled, her uneven teeth spoiled the not-quite pretty look she worked so hard to reach.

The man thought for a minute, reached into his wallet, extracted and plunked down a crisp, new fifty dollar bill.

“Okay.” He belched. “Paint my house!”

[bamahead]

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[peggybac]

Oh, I thought it was about a different kind of bust.

[Still Thinking]

Dat dick tate good.

[Still Thinking]

Two hours, all night, all week - it's all the same to me! LOL!

Once a knight, always a night. Twice a night, is enough!

[BookmanTheJanitor]

Okay...just for posting that...I have to post a boob w/ a bust.