[dragnet2]

I hate those phones that have 4000 different functions and are so small you have to use a q-tip to dial them.

A q-tip would press half the buttons on my phone. I have to use a tooth pick.

Who has fingers shaped like the point of a pin? Who are these people?

[Dr.Zoidberg]

Who has fingers shaped like the point of a pin? Who are these people?

You've got a better idea than I do. My fingers are like kielbasa.