the irony of it will be that the drive-bys will say this as the publications for which many of them write bite the dust.
They’ll have to crowd into fewer and fewer outlets.
The urinals will be crowded as they jockey for position.
Nah, they'll just do like they did in
Connecticut. The government will come in and prop up the newspapers because "not everybody has internet" and "not everybody gets their news from blogs". Why have a half-baked Pravda when you can have the real thing?