Posted on 12/23/2008 8:46:45 AM PST by Red Badger
Here's a little comedy for Christmas: Someone with a decidedly right leaning sense of humor has taken a shot at the entire left-leaning side of Congress. Imagining the kind of car that would be crafted by a blue-state congressional committee, they've come up with the Congressional Motors Pelosi GTxi SS/RT Sport Edition. The wedge-shaped get-around with the Barney Frank-designed interior has a 15-point passenger harness, 45 airbags, and comes with a hockey helmet.
Says the ad, "We've subsidized the features you want and taxed away the rest. With its advanced Al Gore-designed V-3 under the hood pumping out 22.5 carbon-neutral ponies, you'll never be late for the Disco or the Day Labor Shelter. Engage the pedal drive or strap on the optional jumbo mizzenmast and the GTxi SS/Rt Sport Edition easily exceeds 2016 CAFE mileage standards. At an estimated 268 MPG, that's a savings of nearly $1800 per week in fuel costs over the 2011 Pelosi." You can read the rest of the humor by clicking the link. Thanks for the tip, Cash!
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I will not buy the upscale model, the Pelosi Galore...
The euorpean model they will make in England will be called “The Uran-eight #2”
LOL - that’s pretty good! Love the clothes on those dudes!
T think only James Bond can get one of those
Features: Zero emissions - unless driver ate beans for lunch. Inexpensive to maintain Great gas mileage! (2 Miles per fart!) Easy credit available - in fact, this is the ONLY purchase for which you can get credit terms right now. Buy one now - avoid jail time! (Stolen from the People's Cube)
Here is the Pelosi Sport/Rally edition.Hey, that looks like the Lane Motor Museum. I have more pictures on my Flickr set:
http://flickr.com/photos/65769848@N00/sets/72157600455257841/
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