“There is a remedy of sorts. It is called The Newspaper. It is somewhat antiquated and often awkward to use, but it will bring news to the president he does not want to hear. The paper is not written with him in mind. The paper does not set out to please him, and it is not seeking a job.”
Oh the audacity of that statement speaks louder than any humerous or snarky comment I can think of...
*humorous