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Bat Boy Hunts Madoff
Weekly World News ^ | 12/15/08 | Dallas Commagreens

Posted on 12/15/2008 12:54:12 PM PST by grizzlyfish

Bat Boy reportedly flew into a rage when he heard the news on his cave’s short-wave radio. It seems he has now made it his personal mission to bring Madoff to justice.

Madoff was so shaken by Bat Boy’s threats that he has approached the NYPD for protection. When a lieutenant showed him no pity, Madoff screamed, “Have you seen that freaky kid? Have you seen his teeth?! You have to help me!”

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; News/Current Events; US: New York
KEYWORDS: batboy; berniemadoff; madoff

1 posted on 12/15/2008 12:54:12 PM PST by grizzlyfish
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To: grizzlyfish

When is this kid going to grow into batman already?


2 posted on 12/15/2008 12:55:44 PM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (You cannot help the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Looks like puberty is hitting batboy a little late, probably why he is always mad. Batgirl just points and laughs at him now...


3 posted on 12/15/2008 1:13:33 PM PST by Abathar (Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
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To: grizzlyfish

Weekly World News is more credible than the NY Times and probably more profitable too.


4 posted on 12/15/2008 1:15:25 PM PST by Frantzie
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To: grizzlyfish

James Carville has a short-wave license? Well, just don't feed him after midnight!

5 posted on 12/15/2008 1:23:28 PM PST by MarineBrat (You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.)
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To: grizzlyfish

Bernie Madoff has to be worried that his wealth holds out long enough to pay security guards willing to take automatic weapons fire for him, he’s going to be facing some damned angry people between now and his trial.


6 posted on 12/15/2008 3:24:12 PM PST by hunter112 (We seem to be on an excrement river in a Native American watercraft without a propulsion device.)
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To: MarineBrat

juxtapose Batboy and Obama. Separated at birth?


7 posted on 12/15/2008 4:19:21 PM PST by wildbill
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To: MarineBrat

juxtapose Batboy and Obama. Separated at birth?


8 posted on 12/15/2008 4:19:25 PM PST by wildbill
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To: grizzlyfish

Bat Boy’s Jewish? Who’d have guessed?


9 posted on 12/15/2008 4:23:39 PM PST by x
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