Satire.............
"President Bush responded to allegations that Sen. Barack Obama's newly appointed Chief of Staff, Ron Emanuel, had been discovered on FBI wiretaps of committing felonies by illegally negotiating for Obama's Senate seat in a "Play for Pay" scheme. In his statement, President GW Bush pardoned ACORN, Obama, Emanuel, and then fired every US Attorney associated with the case. Not to be outdone, Sen. Harry Reid and Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi urged the President to fire every FBI agent who had participated in the prosecution of Governor Rod Blagojevich (D). The President promptly agreed.
