[DeFault User]

Sources said that they broke into the officers' mess and workshops and armed themselves with hammers, saws and chisels.

Well now, I would riot too if the mess were serving wood chips three meals a day.

[ScottinVA]

“Well now, I would riot too if the mess were serving wood chips three meals a day.”

LOL. As long as they’re ‘halal’ wood chips.