Obama is going to scoop my dogs poop! Awesome, when is he going to come here and got to work, I have three dogs, it's kind of a hassle.
A chicken in every pot and dog poop in every baggie. There’s nothing our Scooper-in-Chief can’t and won’t deliver for us. (While we merely sacrifice our incomes, freedom and sovereignty!)
After he pays your mortgge and tops off your gas tank.
Then he will get busy making the oceans levels subside.