[VOA]

Any arugula or tofurkey on the menu in case a high level individual
from The Office of President-Elect makes a surprise visit?

The grunts should just serve the President-Elect's emissary
some turducken.
And tell them it's tofurkey.

[informavoracious]

Unless it’s for the present-elect himself. In that case, it’s fo’ turkey.