Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where George wore a toupee that made Elaine crazy.
Kramer: Hey.
George: You fixed me up with a bald woman.
Kramer: Bald?
George: Yeah, that’s right.
Elaine: Do you see the irony here? You’re rejecting somebody because they’re bald.
George: So?
Elaine: YOU’RE BALD!!!
George: No I’m not. I *was* bald.