[sergeantdave]

“You’ve deserted everything else that’s been reasonable!!!”

Hold on there, Mr. SierraWasp. Arnold hasn’t banned breathing yet. And cow farts. Those are still legal and not taxed. What about eating grubs? Not taxed, right?

See? There’s still a few reasonable things you can do.

[SierraWasp]

Lissen hear, sergent, we hada cow that got loose in the wet alphapha and ate so danged much that she bloated up huge and we had ta stick her to let out the cow farts!!! It was awful!!! It banned our local breathin, dave, really!!!

Now about them there "grubs!" Them are good protein if'n yer starvin ta death in the wilderness, but they sure don't taste like manna, dude! No way!!! Hoppy Friday!!!