Yea.
It also occurs to me that:
a) you’re not stupid,
b) you can learn,
c) once you do, you will realize that it is really not that difficult.
Really.
No, a voice doesn’t come out of the rented box. It will display a code, which has a letter and a number, and this can be looked up in a book that tells you what sensor is complaining. You clear the code by pressing the buttons on the code box to clear the code.
Look, you’re obviously operating a computer to tell me that you haven’t the slightest idea how to “even open the hood.” I worked my way through EE school by being a mechanic. I know which is more complicated: the modern computer or the modern car. You’re obviously operating a modern computer, to me, that means you’re intelligent enough to work on a car. You just need to have someone of whom you can ask questions and get honest answers, ie, someone who isn’t trying to shake you down.
If you’re able to successfully operate a modern computer, you can figure out a car. You might not LIKE working on a car, you might not LIKE getting dirty, and you might not want to do the heavier, more involved/complicated jobs on a car, but you’re clearly not stupid and therefore, you can learn how to service your own car - or at the very least, know when to look for signs of things going wrong.