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Just wait for buyer's remorse [Obama +1 year]
The GW Hatchet (Geo. Washington Univ.) ^ | 11/13/08 | Alex Eisner

Posted on 11/14/2008 4:00:44 PM PST by NewJerseyJoe

Just when you thought that there couldn't possibly be any more predictions about the election's outcome and repercussions, here's one more: When the novelty of a young black man in the White House wears off, there will be nothing left but bad politics.

And don't even think of calling me a racist. He could be purple for all I care. It's still just bad politics.

It's kind of like a new toy. You went into the fancy electronics store and saw this really shiny new toy, and you decided you had to have it. So you saved and saved for months until you could get it. The day finally rolls around when you can get the toy, and by this point you've put this toy up on a kind of pedestal of sorts. You have been telling yourself for months how great this toy is going to be and cannot imagine it being anything other than the best toy you have ever bought. So anyway, you finally buy the toy and take it home.

Fast forward to when you walk by the toy that you haven't used since the day you brought it home (because it didn't exactly work as advertised on the box), and you come to the unfortunate realization that the toy was not as cool as you thought it was before you had it. In fact, the toy kind of sucks - and yet it's too late. You can no longer return the toy. You're stuck with it.

This is called buyer's remorse, and I predict that a year in the future, once the name Obama is no longer synonymous with empty rhetoric (i.e. "change we need") but rather with socialist policies, masses of Americans won't be singing his praises quite so vehemently. So what effect will this have?

Well, for one thing FOX News, Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh's ratings will go through the roof, and the ratings of MSNBC, CNN and NBC will plummet. Who's going to tune in on a Tuesday night to watch Wolf Blitzer talk about how great of a job Obama's doing a year from now?

Sure, they'll get away with that for a few months during the so-called "honeymoon period," but after that people are going to want scandal and fiery, passionate political reporting that even the silver fox Anderson Cooper couldn't bring himself deliver.

And what are the Keith Olbermanns, Bill Mahers and Jon Stewarts of the world going to do a couple years from now? I mean, there's only so long they can make fun of the fact that Bush really doesn't have much of a future on the lecture circuit before that's just not funny anymore. Then what?

So thank you for contributing to the financial success of the conservatives over at FOX and screwing over "The Daily Show." I'm sure that's not what you meant to do in voting for Barack. I'm content in my ignorant notion that you didn't really mean to vote for him anyway, but rather vote against Bush. Congratulations on successfully doing that, by the way. A job well done. Democracy hard at work. Here's hoping that your wealth is the first to be redistributed.

The writer is a sophomore majoring in political science.


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 111th; bho2008; brokenpromises; buyersremorse; obama
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1 posted on 11/14/2008 4:00:44 PM PST by NewJerseyJoe
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To: NewJerseyJoe

It’ll come, but I hope the damage is not catastrophic.


2 posted on 11/14/2008 4:02:06 PM PST by Anti-Bubba182
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To: NewJerseyJoe

Wall Street had buyers’ remorse for Obama and the totalitarian democrats BEFORE the election.

And it has gone downhill from there.


3 posted on 11/14/2008 4:03:54 PM PST by FormerACLUmember (When the past no longer illuminates the future, the spirit walks in darkness.)
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To: NewJerseyJoe

Oh I bet the minorities will be all over him with the “oreo cookie” “uncle tom” stuff when he can’t deliver on all of his vague, ridiculous promises.


4 posted on 11/14/2008 4:08:45 PM PST by The Worthless Miracle (I will not gird my loins for Joe Biden.)
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To: NewJerseyJoe




Many more designs here.

5 posted on 11/14/2008 4:08:50 PM PST by Jeff Head (Freedom is not free...never has been, never will be. (www.dragonsfuryseries.com))
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To: NewJerseyJoe

The author is a sophmore in college. His parents must be beaming with pride!


6 posted on 11/14/2008 4:10:50 PM PST by BAW (A New York Times Free Zone.)
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To: Anti-Bubba182

My hope, too.


7 posted on 11/14/2008 4:11:11 PM PST by alecqss
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To: Anti-Bubba182

My hope, too.


8 posted on 11/14/2008 4:11:11 PM PST by alecqss
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To: NewJerseyJoe

Well this kids GPA is about to tank.


9 posted on 11/14/2008 4:11:45 PM PST by calenel (The Democratic Party is a Criminal Enterprise. It is the Socialist Mafia.)
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To: NewJerseyJoe

I predict the buyers remorse will happen within 6-9 months!


10 posted on 11/14/2008 4:15:36 PM PST by CarolinaGOP ("Within the covers of the Bible are the answers for all the problems men face." - Ronald Reagan)
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To: CarolinaGOP

Right after the manufactured crisis of Joe the Biden fame.


11 posted on 11/14/2008 4:17:59 PM PST by rlferny
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To: NewJerseyJoe

Buyers remorse will start within 6 months.


12 posted on 11/14/2008 4:18:03 PM PST by Biggirl (Apple Macs, The Best!=^..^==^..^==^..^==^..^==^..^=)
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To: calenel

Yeah, they will make him go to therapy to get his head on right.


13 posted on 11/14/2008 4:18:12 PM PST by Taichi (Certe, toto, sentio nos in kansate non iam adesse)
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"I predict the buyers remorse will happen within 6-9 months!"

I already have buyers remorse. Someone else bought 0be, but I'll have to pay for years.

14 posted on 11/14/2008 4:18:20 PM PST by Paladin2 (No, pundits strongly believe that the proper solution is more dilution.)
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To: NewJerseyJoe

No.

Waiting around for the public to see the error of its ways is foolishness. Although, it’s hard to argue error when McCain was the other option. The error would have to begin back during the primary selections to carry weight.

The Democrat’s may very well screw up, but that isn’t reason to elect Republicans since they screwed up too.

There has to be an overhaul of the old establishment liberal guard replaced with principled conservative blood. Assuring ourselves they’ll fall out of favor removes the urgency and certain knowledge we have a lot of cleaning in the GOP to do so they’ll be a worthy alternative if and when it happens.


15 posted on 11/14/2008 4:18:55 PM PST by Soul Seeker (Gov. Sarah Palin '08 -- President Sarah Palin '12)
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To: Anti-Bubba182
Gee the young college mush heads are going to rue the day they voted when they see the barracks they are going to be required to live in while doing their community service.

Psychiatrist: Dr. Sanji?
Dr. Sanji: I don't think he's overly psychotic, but, I still think he's quite sick.
Psychiatrist: You think he's dangerous?
Dr. Sanji: Absolutely so.

16 posted on 11/14/2008 4:20:28 PM PST by Red_Devil 232 (VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
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To: NewJerseyJoe
Nope--Emmanuel (God is with us) will see this coming.

He's going to hide Obama like he's the Ark of the covenant in the Holy of Holies...only the high priests will see him.

Just watch. He'll give no pressers. He'll wave at the crowds and elocute. He'll be the mysterious Oz...

17 posted on 11/14/2008 4:22:26 PM PST by Mamzelle (Boycott Peggy Swoonin')
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To: Anti-Bubba182

I already see it on some websites, with titles like “Is Obama turning his back on the Left” etc etc.

Unless he surprises everyone, nobody’s going to be happy.


18 posted on 11/14/2008 4:23:16 PM PST by Lorianne
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To: FormerACLUmember

Nothing stopping big business from coming forward with begging hands, though. How many more companies are going to ask for their slice of the handout?

Disgusting.


19 posted on 11/14/2008 4:24:08 PM PST by rudman
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To: Taichi
Yeah, they will make him go to therapy to get his head on right.

Why does this remind me of a line from "Cool Hand Luke"?

20 posted on 11/14/2008 4:24:26 PM PST by dirtbiker (Joe Biden has an IQ of 146 and no idea how to use it....)
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