[silverleaf]

ABC has no credibility to report this

I want to see it in the National Enquirer, at the supermarket checkout stand

[Proud 2BeTexan]

Exactly. I won’t believe it until I read it in the Enquirer. They are pretty much the only objective journalists left.

[Eastbound]

"I want to see it in the National Enquirer, at the supermarket checkout stand."

Yes. Absolutely! The torch for truth in journalizm has passed to the lowly cage liners.