The GOP has become the political equivalent of Fredo.
And the Democrats have become the Marx Brothers.
GOP: Send the GOP off to do this! Send the GOP off to do that! Let the GOP take care of some Mickey Mouse state house somewhere! Send the GOP to pick some ambassador up at the airport. I'm the Party of Government, and I was stepped over!
Don Obama: That's the way the Media wanted it.
GOP: It ain't the way I wanted it! I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says, like dumb! I'm smart and I want respect!