What a horrid country we live in.
Why anyone would want to live here, I can't imagine.
I know you are saying this tongue in cheek because of your frustration with the horrid border/illegal situation.
However, you should know that at least 300,000 AMERICAN CITIZENS per year have come to the same conclusion because of idiotic, freedom hating regulations like "demanding a social security number" to buy property. Each year the number of people who are saying "that is it!" is increasing. Last year it was 375,000. You should note that these are NOT drug taking addled headed morons who can't make it here. There are more and more bright, young, educated people who would never have considered this course 30 years ago. They look out and see endless debt, endless future burdens of our military attempting to police the world, surrender of freedoms by the right and socialism by the left, and just take off. I met a community of young computer programmers recently who moved to Brazil. We are voluntarily surrendering our freedoms for idiocy like this article, and more and more Americans are just saying "screw it. if i have to live in a place where i am not free, i will do it where it is cheap."
I am rapidly approaching that line, myself.