Posted on 10/17/2008 12:23:49 PM PDT by MplsSteve
An angry wife or girlfriend might not be the only thing to worry about when visiting a strip club. A man suing a Pompano Beach club claims a performer's shoe flew off during a pole dance, shattered the mirrored ceiling and caused glass and the shoe to hit him.
The lawsuit filed in Broward County by 35-year-old Charles Privette says the Booby Trap breached its duty when its employee failed to perform her routine in a reasonably safe manner. The suit seeks at least $15,000 in damages.
Privette's attorney says his client suffered a small cut to his eyebrow, headaches and nose bleeds because of the Jan. 14 pole dance.
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Not by a long shot.
But given all the bad news out there these days (Iran, Obamaniac, the federal deficit, etc), a little levity is in order. Besides I wanna see some Freeper humor.
Comments or opinions - anyone?
That's classy.
When Charles’ wife gets wind of the suit, I suppose the other shoe will drop.
I saw one while on a recent business trip called, “Double Vision.” Hm, wonder what that refers to....
Hey this is serious stuff to the media. I know....I have to duck all the time. I mean....................
Get the elf-n-safety people on this pronto!
We need:
-barefoot performers or at least no sexy high heels. Perhaps house slippers or Birkenstocks.
-all poles removed
-rubberized gym-mat type cladding on all walls, floors and ceilings.
-plexiglass partitions between staff and customers
That should be a start. Next up: champagne room ‘reform.’
2. She must be wearing steel-toed stilettos to be able to shatter a ceiling with one of them.
Hard hat area.
OSHA approved...
Plaintiff will settle for a lap dance and a case of crabs.
Or, she was rocked on crack.
Years ago a smart alack friend was famous for yelling “take your shoes off” to the girls. Now I understand.
Good thing this didn’t happen to Squantos, his favorite stripper wears steeltoes!
Good one.
This thread cries out fot pictures.
ttiwwp
This just in from the international toesucker society ?
Film at 11...LOL !
Costume malfunction!
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