If you had purchased $1,000 worth of stock in Delta Airlines one year ago you will have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 worth of stock in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 worth of stock in Lehman Brothers one year ago you will have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer,
then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you will have $214.00 today.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.
It is called the 401-Keg Plan.
After a few seconds of really dedicated concentration, I have come to the realization the 401(Keg) plan is one I can wrap myself around. ;-)
It is called the 401-Keg Plan.
Brilliant! Best investment plan I've heard lately. :)