Breaking, Adam Ghadan Not Dead!

Jawa Report ^ | Oct 4 2008 | Howie

[Dog]

Howie just posted that a Al Qaeda tape is out featuring Adam Gadahn...it is recent as it mentions the resignation of Mushy and the new Pakistani leader Zardari.

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[Dog]

There is a missile still out there with his name on it.

[Riptides]

I’m glad that he is still alive, that way we can kill that slimy traitor.

[roses of sharon]

Just in time to vote for Hussein.

[MarDav]

“Adam Gadhan not dead...from the neck down.”

There, fixed it.

[Malsua]

That’s a damn shame.

He’s using up O2 that could be used by others.

[csvset]

Ol’ Lumpy Rutherford is still alive? May JDAMS and Hellfires fall on him like rain.

[P-Marlowe]

Did ACORN track him down and give him an Ohio registration card and an absentee ballot?

[NordP]

Hubby's got a hunting knife with his name on it!

WE REALLY NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS.

[bitterdfwrepub]

Candygram for Mr. Gadahn.

Or send him an e-mail.

“You have just won $10,000,000 in the Nigerian lottery. To claim your money send us your bank account number, and the coordinates of your present location. Then just wait. We will deliver it to you.”

[Ancient Drive]

just in time... rofl. We have a Raptor Drone with your name on it. look up.

[dfwgator]

Breaking, Adam Ghadan Not Dead!

'Ees just pinin' for the fjords.

[COBOL2Java]

Howie just posted that a Al Qaeda tape is out featuring Adam Gadahn...

Perhaps it's only an audio tape. The attack may have rendered his good looks, um, somewhat unpresentable...

[grey_whiskers]

...not yet.

Send Todd Palin after him.

Or better yet, hold him until Track Palin can finish him off.

Cheers!

[ExpatGator]

“Breaking, Adam Ghadan Not Dead!”

Cool, we get to celebrate his demise again.

Is Pinochet still dead?

[SERKIT]

Is Pinochet still dead?

Generalisimo Francisco Franko is still dead!

[manapua]

Disappointing news.

I'm pretty sure I know who cast his absentee ballot for.

[theDentist]

OK, I’m offering a $1000 bounty for the head of Adam “Piglet Molester” Ghadan.

[snippy_about_it]

Darn. You beat me to it!

[Walkingfeather]

Um.... would that be $1000.00 for the whole head or can I bring in pieces? I mean, can we work on a per pound basis if necessary? There may not be enough to spread on toast.

[Gondring]

reward, too

[theDentist]

Well, I’d prefer the whole head, lest someone bring in pieces of someone else’s and try to collect.

Oh, and I’m offering $2500 on the head of OBL.

[Anti-Bubba182]

I bet he was injured to be silent for so long. Maybe they will finish him the next time.

[ASA Vet]

[LUV W]

Well shucks!....um....who the heck IS Adam Ghadan?

[Malsua]

who the heck IS Adam Ghadan?

The Fat Al Queda. He's Azzam the American. Very much like that Jihad Johnny Lindh except this guy made the transition and actively speaks for AQ with propaganda films. They are funny to watch...he looks like an angry pimpled 20 something threatening death to America of we don't do AQ's bidding. I had hoped he was a greasy smear on a hut wall.

[LUV W]

Well, in that case, I hope one of our Preditor drones finds
the little AQ prick and makes a red stain on the floor of a cave from him!...and his buddy, Osama, too!

Um....the OTHER Osama, that is. :D

[do the dhue]

“Adam Gadhan not dead...from the neck down.”

There, fixed it.

You will get a bill from my Doctor. I cracked a couple ribs laughin' at your post.

[flyfree]

The video can be downloaded from: http://www.lauramansfield.com/azzam102008.rm

[ASA Vet]

[Grunthor]

“Adam Ghadan Not Dead!”

That’s a damned shame.

[dr_who]

If first you don’t succeed...

[Dacula]

Maybe this will give credence to the Oct. 7th Terror attack that Jawa has been reporting.

Got my tinfoil hat ready

[mkjessup]

Good news! Let’s kill the little terrorist twat again, and every day for the rest of the damn year!

[mkjessup]

Candygram for Mr. Gadahn.
Or send him an e-mail.
“You have just won $10,000,000 in the Nigerian lottery. To claim your money send us your bank account number, and the coordinates of your present location. Then just wait. We will deliver it to you.”

LAND SHARK! ;)

[Walkingfeather]

hmmm.... there is a guy on our street named Oscar Benard Lemont, can I get 1/2 up front and half on delivery? I take paypal.

[Enchante]

Just tell Governor Palin that Adam Chadan is a moose.....

he’ll be dead and field-dressed in no time at all!

[LUV W]

LOVE it! OB & BO....coinkydink?

[Walkingfeather]

“Breaking, Adam Ghadan Not Dead!”

..............Day ain’t over yet.

[Ladycalif]

ping for later

[theDentist]

Welllll... no. I just gotta draw the line at personal vendettas. OBL = Osama bin Ladin.

[Walkingfeather]

Well that’s nick picking isn’t it.....

[theDentist]

Considering how much scratch I lost in my 401k these last weeks, I have to make sure I’m getting my money’s worth.