Well, it could be worse, they could name it the USS William J. Clinton.
That’d be a sight at fleet week and formal events. The entire crew will stand in a giant ring around the deck with their pants around their ankles.
I agree. Can you imagine the difficulty that would fall on the CO of the USS Clinton? At every captain’s mast, the accused would say, “I didn’t have relations with that woman,” or “I smoked but didn’t inhale.”