Posted on 08/28/2008 7:50:30 AM PDT by 668 - Neighbor of the Beast
After Wednesday night's festivities ended, there was a minor elevator mishap at the Pepsi Center that involved Clinton, sources tell ABC News. ...
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pre-emptive strike by Obama?
I guess someone missed the sign that said ‘Load Limit Two Cankles’
You are Hill’s neighbor?
Wow. Who cares. lol
Fortunately, no. My “beast” neighbors are fundy muzzies who set up a mosque next door. Seriously.
As I understand it, Rush Limbaugh was in the elevator. Mrs Clinton ripped off her shirt and said “Show me what it’s like to be a real woman!”
So Rush Limbaugh rips off his shirt, hands it to her and says “Here. Iron this.”
Of course there were problems with the elevator. The media has been stating tirelessly the Clintons were the 800lb gorilla in the convention room.
What happened? Someone had their stomaches ripped out when he asked “Who’da thought Obama would have defeated Hillary?” ?
She should have taken the freight car.
While Hillary Clinton remained trapped inside, Ted Kennedy was able to escape the elevator and was last seen looking for a policeman at a local watering hole.
I hear she was carrying her backup, a broom.
This report has a funny word choice. It said that Hillary had to be squeezed and lifted out of the malfunctioning elevator.
I’m sure someone will make some jokes about Hillary being lifted and squeezed.
And somebody said Hillary was shell shocked by the experience but otherwise she’s fine. This from a woman who is ready on Day One, ready to act at 3 a.m., was troubled by being stuck in an elevator??????????
Obama had new rules, whites have to take the back stairs.
Hey, they’re Dems. They’re all victims. She has another PTSD to wear on her sleeve now.
There's a mental picture I could have done without.
Just getting even for sabotaging Obama’s plane!!
Where did they find real men to do that amongst all those whining metrosexuals, or did they have a crane handy?
As Andrew Dice Clay said: “I had to butter her hips to get her through the door.”
Obama gave her the shaft
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