[Zakeet]

I'm sure you fellow Freepers can think of many more good reasons

[pgyanke]

Correction:

I’m voting Democrat because: I believe that only liberal churches should be allowed first amendment rights.

[Alex Murphy]

Ping to read later

Looks hilarious!

[pgyanke]

I’m voting Democrat because: Drilling for oil is only harmful to the environment when it’s done for American interests.

[Cincinatus]

I’m voting Democrat because: I have the IQ of a house plant.

[misterrob]

I am voting Democrat because I simply don't pay enough taxes

I am voting Democrat because white people need to take a turn in the barrel

I am voting Democrat so that reading the NY Times can be considered mandatory starting in middle schools

I am voting Democrat so my kids can learn about the gay agenda starting in 1st grade

I am voting Democrat so maybe the Islamic world will forgive us for the last 8 years....

[weegee]

I'm voting for Obama because...

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

I’m voting Democrat because I believe people must be told what to do.

I’m voting Democrat because a marginal tax rate of 50 percent is just not enough!

I’m voting Democrat because “hope” and “change” beat reality and sanity any day of the week!

[pgyanke]

I’m voting Democrat because: I believe that our inalienable rights are granted by government... therefore, the more government we have, the better off we’ll be!

[pgyanke]

I’m voting Democrat because: I think that human pregnancies are a disease while every baby animal is sacred.

[Erik Latranyi]

I am voting Democrat because hope is better than experience.

I am voting Democrat because animals should have more rights than I do.

[pgyanke]

I’m voting Democrat because: If I don’t, the Muslim street will be “upset”.

[pgyanke]

I’m voting Democrat because: I celebrate nature while fighting against all that is natural.

[pgyanke]

I’m voting Democrat because: I believe that Democrats have a plan... for change... and that gives me hope.

[xc1427]

I’m voting Democrat because: Government is God.

[scottteng]

“I’m voting Democrat because: I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.”
They may just have a point with this one hang around a convenience store for a couple of hours someday and monitor the sales of alcohol, lottery tickets, and generally highly overpriced items. It is especially eye opening if you hang around one that sells single cigarettes.

[eggman]

I’m voting Democrat because: I'm here illegally and the only borders they want are the ones that sell books.

I'm voting Democrat because: I died a couple of years ago and they will prevent poll workers from checking for ID at the polls.

I'm voting Democrat because: The nice ACORN worker registered my dog and everybody knows dogs vote Democrat.

[Radix]

The most common reason around here seems to be because my Mommy & Daddy always voted Democrat.

What a disgusting enterprise the Democrat Party truly has become.

[Mark was here]

I’m voting democratic because I’ll get free stuff and not have to work.

[mdk1960]

I am voting Democrat so that the elder statesman George Clooney can leave his bubblebath and come into the sunshine.

[EagleandLiberty]

I am voting Democrat because - the Communists and Islamic world needs to be INCREASED, and the nations that are for democracy must fail!!