WATER CANNON!
Almost any other town but Berzerkley, and this would have been taken care of long ago.
Okay, I admit that is a better idea. My first thought was 7mm Remington, but you’re right, the water cannon would be a lot more fun. Well actually, my first thought was what happens with all the poo poo these idiots are creating? Water and food go up and all they get in return is a bucket of $h!t?