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To: romanesq
They will put them on tall hills and roll them at each other. Operations expenses will severely limit flight hours.

/johnny

5 posted on 07/21/2008 2:11:57 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Bless us all, each, and every one.)
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To: JRandomFreeper
They will put them on tall hills and roll them at each other. Operations expenses will severely limit flight hours.

The movie was "Head Office" (1985)

Max Landsberger: Since the 1984 oil discovery in New Guinea, we have sold the Bu!kais hill tribesmen 20 of our S-24 fighters. At $21 million per unit, that's $252 million. This has started a local arms race between the Bu!kais, and their local neighbors the Kla!klalas. Now the Kla!klalas also happen to be sitting an a large amount of oil. And now the Kla!klalas want to buy 20 of our new Slash X-Ray Ultra Pursuit fighters for a total of $480 million.

Pete Helmes: What are the chances of war between them?

Bob Nixon: Very good sir. Our spare parts replacement contracts could be very lucrative.

Pete Helmes: Who trains their flight personnel?

Max Landsberger: Well, as near as we can assess it... well, they don't actually fly the planes. They sort of roll them down hills, crashing them into each other.

Scott Dantley: Personally, I think that it's a shameful waste of incredible kill power.

Pete Helmes: Make the deal.

Bob Nixon, Scott Dantley: Absolutely.

9 posted on 07/21/2008 2:48:37 PM PDT by Spirochete
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