It’s so confusing. I don’t know what to think. I believe I’ll just cringe in the face of it all.
I think we should all retreat to mud huts and let our betters, the statesman-like, heroic political class, graduates from Ivy League law schools, tell us what to do with each and every second of our lives.
That is after all, the ultimate goal of these socialist schemes, isn’t it?
I'm going to go drown my sorrows in weeding the garden. Must be all the extra carbon floating around making those weeds grow so big....