we have an improved relationship with the deutschland.
"I'm a doughnut?"
Wot?
Take that you Nazi Racists.
his chutzpah reigns supreme - like his presidential seal he put on the podium in front of him - that quickly disappeared in the uproar - this further example of his acting like he was already POTUS instead of just a candidate, is crass.
This man’s arrogance is colossal...
Wait for it.. here it comes. Now!
"The Germans are racists."
“Ask not what you can do for your country but what your country can do for you” is Obama’s version of the JFK legacy.
(This guy is so full of himself. I'm beginning to think he is delusional.)
“Ich bin ein Obamer”
When did we decide that we were going to allow German citizens vote in our elections? I missed that.
Hey Obama I think we found you a running mate, he's is everything your party is looking forin A VP.
He is going there to proclaim the title of New Fuhrer.
Obama thinks that he is going to make Europeans love America! What a joke. No matter who is president the Europeans will continue to hate America.
Obama should tell the Germans “Ich bin naiv.” That would be the truest statement he will ever make.
Heheh...
I was thinking about what the strategy session must have been like to come up with this one...I can just see it now:
MEETING TO DISCUSS CAMPAIGN STRATEGY
YOUNG ADVISER 1: We have a problem. When Barack tries to talk about military related issues on the campaign trail, people snicker at him. Veterans openly laugh at him. He is viewed as a black Michael Dukakis.
YOUNG ADVISER 2: We need to show the American people that he is just as staunch and reliable on national defense as...Ronald Reagan!
YOUNG ADVISER 3: (Projectile vomits into nearby trash can)
YOUNG ADVISER 2: Sorry dude! No, I am serious! All it takes is imagery, and if we put Barack in the same settings that strong presidents were seen in, then regular voters who are as stupid as sheep will automatically make a mental connection!
YOUNG ADVISER 1: Hmmm. I think you are on to something there. Let’s see...we could get him in a flight suit and fly him out to the USS Ronald Reagan...
YOUNG ADVISER 2: No. The officers, who are the bourgeoisie obviously hate him. The proletariat love him, of course, but due to rigid class distinctions, lack of trust and desire to keep them from rising to any well paying jobs, the proletariat are banned from flying the planes. We cannot trust the pilots from the privileged class to fly him safely. They might fly their planes into the ocean on purpose. No that won’t work. Besides, only the Bushchimphitler wore a flight suit.
YOUNG ADVISER 3: (Timidly) And I think the flight helmets would all be too small to fit over his ears...
(YOUNG ADVISERS 1 & 2 turn and glare at him)
YOUNG ADVISER 2: How about if we set up a meeting between Putin and Barack in Iceland, the way Reagan met with Gorbachov...he could wear one of those dark overcoats...they could have the wind blowing through their hair...
YOUNG ADVISER 3: But...Barack doesn’t have any hair for the wind to blow through. And Putin doesn’t really either.
YOUNG ADVISER 2: The dimwit has a point. Maybe we could have Putin take off his overcoat and shirt, grab a pole...a fishing pole, and...
YOUNG ADVISER 1: Stay on focus. This is not about Putin, no matter how much we admire him. I admit he IS attractive without the clothes...er...shirt, but...we have to find some way to fool the American voters into thinking Barack is strong on defense.
YOUNG ADVISER 2: Here’s an idea! How about having him appear at the Brandenburg Gate as Reagan did...
YOUNG ADVISER 3: (whines) But...Reagan was EVIL! He wanted everyone with AIDS to die! He cut all the money for AIDS research from...
YOUNG ADVISER 1: Can it. Not everything is about AIDS. We will pander to no constituency before its time. Now is not the time. How’s this: We get one of our writers to rewrite the speech that JFK gave at the Brandenburg Gate to address current issues...
YOUNG ADVISER 3: Like AIDS! And Racism! And Big Oil! And Corporate Greed!
YOUNG ADVISER 2: Yes! And we can have Barack make all the same hand motions as he speaks, the same way JFK did...(chops with his hand)
YOUNG ADVISER 3: I’m on it! I have all the JFK DVDs back at my penthouse in Manhattan. This is great! It’ll be just like when JFK said “Mr. Khrushchev: Tear down this wall!” (spoken in heavy gay Boston accent)
(YOUNG ADVISER 1 & 2 stare in disbelief at YOUNG ADVISER 3)
YOUNG ADVISER 1: You idiot. JFK never said it that way.
YOUNG ADVISER 2: Yeah! He wasn’t gay!
Has Obama got a passport? What did he use for a birth certificate?
At the historic Brandenburger Tor in front of many many celebrating people. He is very popular here in germany and will get what he wants. I have no doubt that this would be a great success for his campaign.
On the other site we as germans should not play a role in a US presidential election campaign. He can visit germany as many before but this speech has just one goal: great pictures to show the american people how popular he is and how great and easy foreign policy will be after a really unpopular president Bush