To: Syncro
"The irony is, the only people McCain can count on to vote for him are the very Republicans he despises -- at least those of us who can get drunk enough on Election Day to pull the lever for him. In fact, we should organize parties around the country where Republicans can get drunk so they can vote for McCain. We can pass out clothespins with his name as a reminder and slogan-festooned vomit bags. The East Coast parties can post the number of drinks necessary for the task to help the West Coast parties. For more information, go to getdrunkandvote4mccain.com."ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5 posted on
07/02/2008 3:08:34 PM PDT by
KoRn
(CTHULHU '08 - I won't settle for a lesser evil any longer!)
To: KoRn
That’s pretty damned funny. I swear right now, I’m NOT drinking on election day.
Sorry Juan.
6 posted on
07/02/2008 3:10:37 PM PDT by
DoughtyOne
( I say no to the Hillary Clinton wing of the Republican party. Not now or ever, John McCain...)
To: KoRn
But how will he win the Republicans who don’t drink?
12 posted on
07/02/2008 3:14:11 PM PDT by
Vigilanteman
((Are there any men left in Washington? Or are there only cowards? Ahmad Shah Massoud))
To: KoRn
better make that cheap, imported , illegal liquor.
26 posted on
07/02/2008 3:27:20 PM PDT by
WOBBLY BOB
(Conservatives are to McCain what Charlie Brown is to Lucy.)
To: KoRn
Drink! Drink here! Drink now!
To: KoRn
That was the one that got me as well.
getdrunkandvote4mccain.com
FR should organize regional “Get drunk and get out the vote” drives. I offer up my humble apartment near L.A. if anybody wants to knock back a few, put our “McCain” clothespins on our noses and then go out and vote!
Ah, sometimes you just have to laugh to avoid crying.
129 posted on
07/02/2008 10:18:51 PM PDT by
allmendream
(Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen.)
To: KoRn
getdrunkandvote4mccain.com
Haha, it’s a real site.
189 posted on
07/04/2008 9:09:50 AM PDT by
jamndad5
("I ask, sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people, except for a few public officials.")
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