[varon]

Has your planet been eaten by a black hole?

No, but some of my socks have ;-)

[Nick Danger]

No, but some of my socks have

Check your closet. If my theory is correct, there will be more hangers in there. I'm convinced that socks are the larval form of wire coat hangers. Every time a sock disappears, another hanger shows up in the closet.

To my knowledge, there is no way to turn them back into socks.