i hear you! i have about 5-6 of them in my basement right now. my 16 yo son had a sleepover, which consists of drinking pepsi, eating pizza and chips, playing video games and staying up til three AM and sleeping til 1pm. I have known these boys since they were in kindergarten, the idea of a mother having sex with any of them is as sick as it comes.
Omg, have you been living in my house for the past week?!?!?! I’ve had my youngest (16, his brother is 21 and past the sleepover stage) plus a revolving number of his friends here constantly since school got out. They moved the playroom recliner into the living room and in the mornings, I have one kid in that, one curled up on the loveseat and two or three on the sleeper sofa. All snoring loudly and sprawled out with arms and legs in every direction. I’m thinking they haven’t even changed their clothes, they’re just exchanging them with each other! They have eaten anything that doesn’t move faster than them, drinking 2 gallons of milk a day and have probably logged 20 miles every day up and down the road with friends. They’ve also moved all the lawn furniture out front and have sat out there in the evenings, yelling “HELLO!” to every car that passes. I also discovered a huge pile of wet, mildewy towels on the back steps, so I have to assume they’ve been swimming every day.
Teenage boys - gotta love ‘em! At least I know what they’re doing!