[Moose4]

The jobs become pertinent because these two were drunk out in the woods doing the nasty less than twelve hours before reporting for a scheduled flight. Pinnacle Airlines (their maybe ex-employer) has a twelve-hour “bottle to throttle” rule that you can’t drink within 12 hours of reporting for a flight.

Pilots and flight attendants knocking boots isn’t anything new in the airline industry. But getting plowed, doing it in the woods, and then wandering around the woods naked and getting so lost that they need a helicopter to find you, while your partner breaks into a marked fire department SUV to get a flashlight? That is some epic fail right there.

(And admittedly, I’m extremely conflicted about whether the flight attendant is guilty or not guilty. That’s a tough case to decide.)

}:-)4

[Joiseydude]

And admittedly, I’m extremely conflicted about whether the flight attendant is guilty or not guilty. That’s a tough case to decide.

I guess it would depend upon how hany drinks you had.

[Resolute Conservative]

From the neck down.

What was she wanting a flashlight for? Airdog not delivering the goods?

[Conspiracy Guy]

That sounds like so many of my dates during my single years.

[cpdiii]

(And admittedly, I’m extremely conflicted about whether the flight attendant is guilty or not guilty. That’s a tough case to decide

From the neck down innocent, from the neck up marginally guilty. I vote for adjudicated probation.