[Bedford Forrest]

Thank you also, Mr. President, for this honorary degree. It was only a couple of years ago that I stopped paying my student loans in law school. Had I known it was this easy, I would have ran [sic] for the United States Senate earlier.

The little pencil-necked race hustler's command of English is par with his command of other things, national security, economics, history, and Real Americans cowering in their basements, clutching their guns and their Bibles.

[conservativeharleyguy]

I’m glad wasn’t the only one who noticed that. I guess they don’t teach participles in Indonesian Madrassas.