[Question Liberal Authority]

Sandy Berger will find those records for you.

Not that it matters much. Obama could have whipped out a machine gun and fired at the crowd while shouting "DIE, YOU LOUSY JEW BASTARDS!!!" and it wouldn't have cost him a single vote.

[Charles Martel]

Sandy Berger will find those records for you.

I'm sure that Sandy needn't be bothered. A simple call to a party loyalist in that county should do the trick.

"Sorry, sir - that book has been sent out for re-binding. We should have it back in, uhh... December."

[Marysecretary]

That’s true. Even the dead he shot would rise again to vote.