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To: Graybeard58

Not with hotties like Wilma and Betty around.


6 posted on 05/27/2008 9:52:14 PM PDT by pissant (THE Conservative party: www.falconparty.com)
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To: pissant

I’ll go along with Wilma, but Betty was kind of annoying.


7 posted on 05/27/2008 10:02:02 PM PDT by MovementConservative (John Roberts and Sam Alito.... Thank you GWB)
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To: pissant; MovementConservative; camle; Alkhin; Professional Engineer; katana; Mr. Silverback; ...
Red Dwarf ping!

CAT and LISTER are lying on bunks in a darkened room, watching television.

LISTER: Cat?
CAT: Mmm?
LISTER: Ya ever see the Flintstones?
CAT: Sure!
LISTER: D'ya think Wilma's sexy?
CAT: Wilma Flintstone?
LISTER: Maybe we've been alone in deep space too long, but every time I see that sharmi body, it drives me crazy. Is it me?
CAT: Well, I think in all probability, Wilma Flintstone is the most desirable woman that ever lived.
LISTER: That's good. I thought I was goin' strange.
CAT: She's incredible!
LISTER: What d'ya think of Betty?
CAT: Betty Rubble? (Pause) Well, I would go with Betty... but I'd be thinking of Wilma.
LISTER: This is crazy. Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone?
CAT: You're right. We're nuts. This is an insane conversation.
LISTER: She'll never leave Fred, and we know it.

CAT shakes his head in resignation.

40 posted on 05/28/2008 7:52:38 AM PDT by null and void (Capitalism=>Audi, BMW, Porsche, Volkswagon. |WALL| Communism=>Trabi. Any questions?)
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