[fish hawk]

Would I be able to legally marry one or at least get it under my health insurance plan as a domestic partner? Can I marry more than one? Would he/she be able to qualify for Affirmative Action? If I and it are discriminated against, would that be covered as a hate crime?

[Joe 6-pack]

"Would I be able to legally marry one or at least get it under my health insurance plan as a domestic partner?"

I was starting to think the same thing, but I take great consolation from the fact that any human homo trying to butt-bang a chimp would probably be in serious need of multiple limb re-attachment surgery in very short order.