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Chimpanzee should be a legal person, animal rights activists say
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| 5/23/2008
Posted on 05/23/2008 12:04:31 PM PDT by markomalley
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I post this in "News" vice "General", as while the article is just plain odd, there are some pretty serious implications to it. Particularly considering that it has not been dismissed outright by the European Court of Human Rights.
To: markomalley
Aren’t Chimps polygamists????
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posted on
05/23/2008 12:05:21 PM PDT
by
Rick.Donaldson
(http://www.transasianaxis.com - Please visit for latest on DPRK/Russia/China/et al.)
To: markomalley
Another Democratic voting constituency?
To: markomalley
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posted on
05/23/2008 12:09:23 PM PDT
by
kingattax
(99 % of liberals give the rest a bad name)
To: markomalley
I hate every ape I see from Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z
But they’ll never make a monkey out of me.
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posted on
05/23/2008 12:10:26 PM PDT
by
Borges
To: markomalley
Why not? He’s probably smarter than most of the animal rights activists anyway.
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posted on
05/23/2008 12:10:38 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Voting CONSERVATIVE in memory of 5 children killed by illegals 2/17/08 and 2/19/ 08)
To: markomalley
If you prick them, do they not bleed?
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posted on
05/23/2008 12:10:46 PM PDT
by
eastsider
(/s)
To: markomalley
...abducted into an alien environment, traumatized and locked up in an enclosure...Musta' had the cubicle next to me at GE.
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posted on
05/23/2008 12:11:09 PM PDT
by
realdifferent1
(I hope the 'War on Terror' goes better than the 'War on Poverty'.)
To: Rick.Donaldson
Arent Chimps polygamists????
Even Worse.
Matthew lives with another chimpanzee and a crocodile in an animal shelter.
Hopefully all three can be given legal status so they can then push to get their marriage legalized.
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posted on
05/23/2008 12:11:12 PM PDT
by
contemplator
(Capitalism gets no Rock Concerts)
To: markomalley
Great more democratic voters.
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posted on
05/23/2008 12:11:20 PM PDT
by
Kimmers
To: markomalley
New tax enhancement scheme, EU-style.
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posted on
05/23/2008 12:11:49 PM PDT
by
toddlintown
(My kingdom for a beer!)
To: markomalley
URPeans have long ago left the reservation...
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posted on
05/23/2008 12:11:49 PM PDT
by
hosepipe
(CAUTION: This propaganda is laced with hyperbole....)
To: markomalley
Maybe after they grant the chimps human status, they’ll start considering unborn persons.
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posted on
05/23/2008 12:12:01 PM PDT
by
Marie2
(“I don’t want to give up eating all I want because of a failed hypothesis,” said Robinson)
To: markomalley
The chimp will soon be able to get married in California.
To: Borges
On my God, I was wrong
It was earth all along.
To: markomalley
Would I be able to legally marry one or at least get it under my health insurance plan as a domestic partner? Can I marry more than one? Would he/she be able to qualify for Affirmative Action? If I and it are discriminated against, would that be covered as a hate crime?
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posted on
05/23/2008 12:16:04 PM PDT
by
fish hawk
(Silence is often misinterpreted but never misquoted.)
To: markomalley
I guess a free education is next. It wouldn't noticeably change the demographics of most classrooms or the behaviors of most students.
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posted on
05/23/2008 12:16:46 PM PDT
by
WesternPacific
(I am tired of voting for the lesser of two evils!)
To: markomalley
Why can’t a chimp be a “legal” person ... a lot of jackasses are ...
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posted on
05/23/2008 12:18:45 PM PDT
by
clamper1797
(It would be insane to vote for Hussein)
To: Borges
Nice Simpsons reference. A musical version of Planet of the Apes. The "Dr. Zeus" chorus always cracks me up. That aside, when will the California judiciary step in and demand the right of interspecies marriage? How many more must suffer the stigma of discrimination and speciesism? You think I'm kidding? Just wait......
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posted on
05/23/2008 12:19:14 PM PDT
by
andy58-in-nh
(Peace Is Not The Question.)
To: markomalley
I’ll consider it if apes can do the jobs that Americans’ can’t.
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posted on
05/23/2008 12:19:18 PM PDT
by
AU72
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