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Divers find combined gold toothpick, earwax spoon
www.physorg.com ^ | 05-20-2008 | Staff

Posted on 05/20/2008 1:48:52 PM PDT by Red Badger

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I just hope they knew which end was which.....
1 posted on 05/20/2008 1:52:00 PM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger

Looks more like coke paraphernalia .


2 posted on 05/20/2008 1:55:21 PM PDT by kbennkc (For those who have fought for it , freedom has a flavor the protected will never know)
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earwax scoop

I just threw up in my mouth a little....

3 posted on 05/20/2008 1:55:29 PM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: Red Badger

Clams have earwax? I didn’t even know they had ears.


4 posted on 05/20/2008 1:56:06 PM PDT by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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To: Red Badger

What about the platinum combination nostril hair trimmer and blackhead remover?


5 posted on 05/20/2008 1:56:37 PM PDT by WorkingClassFilth (Don't cheer for Obama too hard - the krinton syndicate is moving back into the WH.)
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I just hope they knew which end was which.....

Probably depends on how good your hearing is and the size of the gaps in your teeth...

6 posted on 05/20/2008 1:56:40 PM PDT by coconutt2000 (NO MORE PEACE FOR OIL!!! DOWN WITH TYRANTS, TERRORISTS, AND TIMIDCRATS!!!! (3-T's For World Peace))
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To: SunkenCiv

Ping


7 posted on 05/20/2008 1:57:07 PM PDT by colorado tanker (Number nine, number nine, number nine . . .)
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To: Red Badger
Tomorrow's news: SPANISH GOVERNMENT DEMANDS RETURN OF GROOMING TOOL

ML/NJ

8 posted on 05/20/2008 1:58:30 PM PDT by ml/nj
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To: Puppage

hairball

9 posted on 05/20/2008 1:59:33 PM PDT by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Red Badger

Al Bundy coulda lost that on the family vacation to Florida.


10 posted on 05/20/2008 2:01:28 PM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ("Don't touch that thing")
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“earwax scoop
I just threw up in my mouth a little.... “

That’s what the tooth pick is for.


11 posted on 05/20/2008 2:03:05 PM PDT by dblshot
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To: kbennkc

Bingo.


12 posted on 05/20/2008 2:04:29 PM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true.)
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To: Red Badger

Better than a combination catheter swizzlestick.


13 posted on 05/20/2008 2:06:23 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Play that Funky Music Typical White Boy!)
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To: Red Badger

I just use a paper clip.

Works for both tasks.


14 posted on 05/20/2008 2:08:44 PM PDT by toast
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To: kbennkc

... or something worn around the neck while sitting courtside at the NBA All-Star Game...


15 posted on 05/20/2008 2:12:31 PM PDT by Tallguy (Tagline is offline till something better comes along...)
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16 posted on 05/20/2008 2:12:36 PM PDT by evets (beer)
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To: Red Badger

They had to have special ear wax spoons because pick up truck keys hadn’t been invented yet silly!


17 posted on 05/20/2008 2:12:38 PM PDT by Ditter
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Better than a combination catheter swizzlestick.

You’re sick.

Perhaps this was something you could get as Baskin-Robbins...

“I’ll have a scoop of chocolate fudge and a scoop of earwax
in a cup with nuts please.”


18 posted on 05/20/2008 2:12:49 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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That’s what the tooth pick is for.

** snicker **

19 posted on 05/20/2008 2:14:44 PM PDT by surely_you_jest (I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers)
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Lest any of you think that humans have advanced: www.kilian-nakamura.com/blog-english/index

Earscope TV comes with a traditional Japanese-style ear pick, a box of twenty Q-Tip-like ear cleaners, and a standard light guide for exploring anywhere, even in dark cramped spaces outside of the body. This is useful for people who actually WANT to see inside their ears, so this video is not for the sqeamish. Ear-cleaning shops called Mimi Kurin (耳�??りん) have begun to spring up around Tokyo in malls and shopping centers, with many more on the way. By using the latest EarScopes from Coden, customers can relax and have their ears cleaned while watching on a video screen. It costs about $8.50 per ten minutes, and includes other ear services plus massage. CScout Japan’s Sven Kilian took a trip this week to check it out for himself (pics below). Besides being great for salons wanting to offer better services, people who experience the scopes find that they want to have them at home as well. It makes sense, as the ears are one of the hardest places to see, and once people see how dirty it gets in there they want to be able to see and clean them easily anytime.

20 posted on 05/20/2008 2:19:56 PM PDT by SampleMan (We are a free and industrious people, socialist nannies do not become us.)
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