I miss Robert D’Aubbousin (Salvadoran president in the 1980s). His ad where he compared the opposition Christian Democrats to watermelons (”green on the outside, red on the inside”) while slicing an actual watermelon was classic, and should be used by any candidate with the stones to stand up to the environmental lobby.
Of course, with the media newsspeak switcheroo of the colors post-2000, many people would think the red stands for Conservative Republicanism. :-\
Actually he wasn’t President. He claims we fixed the election for his opponent.