Wouldn’t even make good firewood anymore I guess.
Seriously now; aren’t we taking this idea that everything we find that society threw away a thousand years ago has to somehow be preserved forever....???
This is why you have to shread every scrap of paper today... The historians of the future will dig it out of trash heaps, reconstitute your DNA, and ask you annoying questions about what you used “this” for...
Digging Up Coprolites, or How to Make a Living Rooting Around in Old Sewers comes to mind (and leaves just as quickly).