[anymouse]

Ketchup flows when you shake it - who knew you needed a space shuttle flight to determine why? /sarc

[relictele]

Nobody knew - but they were damn well going to spend billions of dollars on it anyway.

[Vigilanteman]

. . . to see how its viscosity -- the scientific word for stickiness -- decreases when shaken . . .

Gee, I wish scientific urinalists would at least learn a little science before they report.

Until now, I was under the mistaken impression that viscosity meant thickness and rate of flow, not stickiness. I guess that 10W-40 viscosity motor oil I change to for summer driving is because it is stickier than the 10W-30 I use the rest of the year rather than because it holds its flow rate better.

[wizr]

We knew that, because when you shake a non-pouring upside-down bottle of ketchup, it suddenly comes out in a hurry, all over you.

[FourtySeven]

Wow, if a hard drive’s data can still be recovered after being burned in re-entry, I guess that casts some doubt into whether one can really destroy a hard drive simply by taking a hammer to it, or shooting it with a gun. Incredible what can be done to recover data!

[LiberConservative]

Xenon is one of those atoms that doesn't like to associate or react with other atoms.

Great. Just what we need. Snooty atoms.

[Royal Wulff]

Wow, the guy had a whole article to use the term thixotropic and he blew his chance.

[Alouette]

Ketchup ketchup in a bottle
None will pour and then a lot’ll

[nothingnew]

One question:

Is Tereeeeeza Heinz involved in this?

FMCDH(BITS)