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Wright's clap-happy shtick no laughing matter to Obama
Chicago Tribune ^ | 4/30/08 | John Kass

Posted on 04/30/2008 5:38:49 AM PDT by redstates4ever

You know what Barack Obama is thinking?

It's not about Iran outlawing Barbie dolls; or the price of rice; or how many Crown Royal shots Hillary Clinton will knock back in Indiana.

Obama can't worry about Clinton's troubles. He's got a few of his own. And he'll be thinking what every one of us would be thinking, if we were running for president as Barack Obama:

How the heck will "Saturday Night Live" ridicule me and Jeremiah Wright?

Wright, Obama's ridiculously controversial longtime pastor, torpedoed the Obama campaign by releasing copious amounts of natural gas in separate speeches, one at an NAACP meeting in Detroit and the other before the National Press Club this week in Washington.

Though SNL writers haven't asked me, I'd suggest a skit called "The Rev. Jeremiah Wright's Clapping School For White Liberal Folks."

Wright could teach proper rhythmic clapping skills to those wacky uptight Chicago leftist academics and Obama supporters, former Weather Underground leaders William Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn. And Hillary, too, needs a clapping lesson because Bill hasn't been able to teach her.

(Excerpt) Read more at chicagotribune.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: Illinois
KEYWORDS: obama; wright
It gets better. Here's the link to read on. I love John Kass.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/chi-kass-30-apr30,0,5835087.column

1 posted on 04/30/2008 5:38:49 AM PDT by redstates4ever
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To: redstates4ever

Reverunt Wright gave Obama’s campaign the clap.


2 posted on 04/30/2008 6:21:24 AM PDT by Enterprise ((Those who "betray us" also "Betray U.S." They're called DEMOCRATS!))
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Revrunt Wright is going to form an offshoot of the NAACP - the National Association of Aryan Clapping People.


3 posted on 04/30/2008 6:24:09 AM PDT by Enterprise ((Those who "betray us" also "Betray U.S." They're called DEMOCRATS!))
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"Recently, Wright's anger was softened in a gooey PBS interview by liberal media high priest Bill Moyers."

A better description of that interview would be to call it a peepshow of liberal pornography.

4 posted on 04/30/2008 6:27:36 AM PDT by Enterprise ((Those who "betray us" also "Betray U.S." They're called DEMOCRATS!))
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To: redstates4ever

I too like John Kass. He ridicules the ridiculer Wright.


5 posted on 04/30/2008 6:28:57 AM PDT by Biblebelter (Barry, your Uncle Jeremiah is speaking now, Barry can you hear him, Barry what you say now.)
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To: Enterprise

Rev. Wright will be headlining at Caesar’s Palace next
month. All Honkies Welcome!


6 posted on 04/30/2008 6:33:54 AM PDT by Dr. Ursus (( commander of the simian host))
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To: Dr. Ursus

I hope Caesars Palace has a good janitorial crew, cause we know Rev. Wright and Co. won’t be picking up the white trash.


7 posted on 04/30/2008 6:41:02 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Average White Conservative)
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To: Dr. Ursus
"Rev. Wright will be headlining at Caesar’s Palace next month. All Honkies Welcome!"

I'll be in the front row brother. And I'll be honking the loudest!

8 posted on 04/30/2008 6:50:05 AM PDT by Enterprise ((Those who "betray us" also "Betray U.S." They're called DEMOCRATS!))
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To: Enterprise

Sean Hannity last night ran the questions Moyers put to Wright...an endless series of easy set-up questions.


9 posted on 04/30/2008 7:29:00 AM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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To: Verginius Rufus

We should send Hannity an E-Mail telling him that in the future, he should post a barf alert before running interviews like that.


10 posted on 04/30/2008 8:02:21 AM PDT by Enterprise ((Those who "betray us" also "Betray U.S." They're called DEMOCRATS!))
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To: redstates4ever
"Wright, Obama's ridiculously controversial longtime pastor, torpedoed the Obama campaign by releasing copious amounts of natural gas in separate speeches..."

We have to laugh or we might go crazy. LOL!

11 posted on 04/30/2008 8:07:18 AM PDT by Earthdweller (Look both ways when crossing the street son and don't throw Gramma under the bus!)
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