Well, I would, but it's hard to bring myself to help Joesph Farrah, who sleeps with underaged teenage space aliens, who eats puppies and kittens for lunch, craps his own pants, drinks chocolate-flavored Drano, snorts Sominex, bludgeons little old ladies and pushed blind people down subway steers.
That must be a messy job. Which end of the steer does he push them down? Cattle in the subway. Whoda' thunk it?