[Aussie Dasher]

OK, which one of our FReeper family scripted this????

[Always A Marine]

I can see the September headline:

WHITE WOMAN STEALS NOMINATION FROM BLACK MAN!
Scores Injured as Rioting Spreads in Major Cities

Operation Chaos has the Democrats in a real pickle. They are responsible for turning Melanin into Teflon, and now they are stuck with Obama as their nominee. But it's only fair, since early-primary Dem crossovers saddled the GOP with McCain.

[Question Liberal Authority]

For some reason, the phrase "US Superdelegates" is making me crack up.

Then I start thinking about some of the people who actually ARE "US Superdelegates" and I crack up some more.

[Question Liberal Authority]

Though Senator Clinton trails Senator Obama by every metric in the race

Except for the popular vote, the number of electoral votes in states won, and the number of FBI files of the US Superdelegates.

[Question Liberal Authority]

"At the end of the day, people have to decide who they think would be not only the best president, which is the most important question, but who would be the better candidate against Senator McCain could have them killed without feeling the slightest bit of remorse," Senator Clinton said.

[Junior_G]

The main reason the superdelegates won’t declare is because they enjoy being the center of attention. These self-important gasbags know they’ll return to irrelevance as soon as they declare. They also know that if this goes to a convention floor battle, they stand to milk some mighty huge promises out of a possible future president in exchange for support.

[AFPhys]

“Though Senator Clinton trails Senator Obama by every metric in the race...”

ERROR... ERROR...

Hitlery now has overtaken SnObama in popular votes cast, quite arguably the most important metric.

[Caipirabob]

WHITE WOMAN STEALS NOMINATION FROM BLACK MAN! Scores Injured as Rioting Spreads in Major Cities

I can just see the post-apocalyptic images in my mind as I read this...