[knarf]

“Does this kilogram make me look fat?”

To which the proper reply is ..

"Why Nooo honey, you look just fine. What's a silly kilogram anyway?"

(Steak dinner, perfumed bed, a little late getting to a very deep and satisfied sleep .... mmmmmmmmmmm.)

[Perdogg]

1 silly kilogram = 2.205 lbs. (please tell NASA)