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Seizing Moment, Hillary Totes Bible to Gun Range
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| Scott Ott
Posted on 04/13/2008 4:03:02 AM PDT by Sub-Driver
Seizing Moment, Hillary Totes Bible to Gun Range by Scott Ott for ScrappleFace · No Comments
(2008-04-13) — Sensing an opportunity to portray Sen. Barack Obama as elitist and out of touch after his remarks about “bitter” rural Americans who cling to guns, God and xenophobia, Sen. Hillary Clinton stopped after church today at an indoor gun range, where she fired roughly 300 rounds through a handgun she said she carries concealed everywhere she goes.
Her lower lip bulging from a dip of Skoal, Sen. Clinton put her Bible in her handbag, and drew out her own Para Ordnance Warthog .45 caliber pistol.
As reporters looked on, the Democrat presidential candidate emptied one 10-round magazine after another, with fair accuracy, at a human silhouette target.
“Small town folk like us,” said Sen. Clinton, “don’t cling to God or guns because we’re bitter about the economy, as my opponent suggests. We believe in God because he’s real, and we keep and bear arms as the best insurance against tyrants who would strip our freedoms if they didn’t fear our collective power.”
As for the economy, the candidate said, small-town people haven’t been sitting on their hands since the steel and textile mills closed 25 years ago.
“We’re Americans,” she said, “We’re not a bunch of cry babies. Things change. We deal with it. We suck it up, learn a new skill, and do something else to earn the money we need to buy stuff, you know, like Bibles and bullets.”
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: itssatire
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To: Sub-Driver
“We’re Americans,” she said, “We’re not a bunch of cry babies. Things change. We deal with it. We suck it up, learn a new skill, and do something else to earn the money we need to buy stuff, you know, like Bibles and bullets.”
One of Scrappleface’s best!
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posted on
04/13/2008 4:05:35 AM PDT
by
poobear
(tagline is on a coffee break!)
To: Sub-Driver
Had me going in that 1st paragraph then I looked at the source.
Good joke.
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posted on
04/13/2008 4:05:49 AM PDT
by
Joe Boucher
(An enemy of Islam)
To: Sub-Driver
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posted on
04/13/2008 4:06:34 AM PDT
by
libs_kma
(The land of the free, because of the brave)
To: Sub-Driver
If only we could dream.....
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posted on
04/13/2008 4:06:38 AM PDT
by
PSYCHO-FREEP
(Juan McCain....The lesser of Three Liberals.")
To: Sub-Driver
Too funny!
I love Scrappleface.
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posted on
04/13/2008 4:06:58 AM PDT
by
Northern Yankee
(Freedom Needs A Soldier)
To: Sub-Driver
Sen. Hillary Clinton stopped after church today at an indoor gun range"... bravely dodging incoming sniper fire all the way." ;)
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posted on
04/13/2008 4:08:43 AM PDT
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
(If McCain really CAN "win without conservatives," then why do you care if I vote for him or not?)
To: Sub-Driver
BEST.
SCRAPPLEFACE.
EVER.
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posted on
04/13/2008 4:14:58 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Secondhand Aztlan Smoke causes drug addiction obesity in global warming cancer immigrant terrorists.)
To: Sub-Driver
LOL! This is one of the few Scapplface's I knew right off the bat had to be Scappleface, BEFORE I looked at the source!
Classic!
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posted on
04/13/2008 4:22:10 AM PDT
by
sirchtruth
(No one has the RIGHT not to be offended...)
To: Sub-Driver
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posted on
04/13/2008 4:22:44 AM PDT
by
Jet Jaguar
(Who would the terrorists vote for?)
To: Sub-Driver
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posted on
04/13/2008 4:24:10 AM PDT
by
Jet Jaguar
(Who would the terrorists vote for?)
To: Sub-Driver
Her lower lip bulging from a dip of Skoal, Sen. Clinton put her Bible in her handbag, and drew out her own Para Ordnance Warthog .45 caliber pistol.This had me absolutely ROTFLMAOPIMP!
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posted on
04/13/2008 4:24:27 AM PDT
by
sirchtruth
(No one has the RIGHT not to be offended...)
To: All
Ya know, we all can say what we want about Hillary, but there's is one thing she does quite extaordinary I've noticed, and that is she deadpan's fabulously. I really think she'd get a kick out this ScappleFace.
ie...John Stewart Show.
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posted on
04/13/2008 4:30:20 AM PDT
by
sirchtruth
(No one has the RIGHT not to be offended...)
To: Sub-Driver
When she was asked why she carriers a .45 she replied:
Cause they don't make a .46
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posted on
04/13/2008 4:33:18 AM PDT
by
DeaconRed
(We must make sure our Brave Military gets the support to Win This WAR. Not another Viet Nam.)
To: Mrs. Don-o; glock rocks; tubebender; NormsRevenge; HonestConservative; eeevil conservative
Don’t miss this ‘un - ping
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posted on
04/13/2008 4:36:55 AM PDT
by
don-o
(My son, Ben, reports to Parris Island on June 30.)
To: Sub-Driver
Yup....Scrappleface...Love ya dude...
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posted on
04/13/2008 4:39:27 AM PDT
by
Sacajaweau
("The Cracker" will be renamed "The Crapper")
To: Sub-Driver
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posted on
04/13/2008 4:45:21 AM PDT
by
Bobalu
(What do I know, I'm a Typical White Guy)
To: PSYCHO-FREEP
After yesterdays oil thread, I'm glad to see some
haven't followed you over here.
Those were some childish replies that were being thrown at you.
Oh well, everyone gets to voice their opinions, to bad some have to be so juvenile.. Great information yesterday by the way.
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posted on
04/13/2008 4:48:56 AM PDT
by
ThreePuttinDude
()... Cevapi & Slivovitz for everyone....()
To: Sub-Driver
Sen. Hillary Clinton stopped after church today at an indoor gun range, where she fired roughly 300 rounds through a handgun she said she carries concealed everywhere she goes. Her lower lip bulging from a dip of Skoal, Sen. Clinton put her Bible in her handbag, and drew out her own Para Ordnance Warthog .45 caliber pistol.
LOL.. That is one of the best ever by Scrappleface. I looked at the title and then the source before reading, but knew it would be good. 300 rounds of .45 will make your hand hurt.
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posted on
04/13/2008 4:49:54 AM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(Just say "No" to BO.)
To: Sub-Driver
This “act” brought to you by the lady who was pushing gun control laws in 1999. Oh excuse I was wrong about that...She’s no lady.
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posted on
04/13/2008 4:51:32 AM PDT
by
blueyon
(Loose lips sink ships.)
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